SquadScopes: May 2025 Bachelorette Vibes, Poolside Truths, And Who’s Most Likely to Leave Their Phone In A Cab.

By Stella Luna

♈️ Aries

Pool float? Dominated. You’re the chaotic party starter this month. Whether it’s booking the wrong Airbnb (but making it work) or challenging the entire bridal squad to a sunset relay race in six-inch platforms, you’re the drama. And yes, we love it. Just remember: not everything needs to be a competition—except flip cup. Win that.

Vibe Check: Hot Cheeto in a pink bikini.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who forgets sunscreen but never forgets the aux cord.

♉️ Taurus

This is your Roman Empire: spa day and mimosas. You're here for the vibes, the robes, and the room service. If the bach itinerary includes a 7 a.m. hike, you’re faking a “mild ankle sprain” and ordering $40 pancakes instead. Honestly? Queen behavior. You’re the one keeping the girls hydrated and grounded—with a side of cucumber water.

Vibe Check: Poolside nap in a silk set.Palm Springs Icon: The one who books the best brunch spot 3 months in advance.

♊️ Gemini

You came for the drama and the group chat tea.Your split personality is thriving: One twin’s popping champagne at noon, the other’s crying in the bathroom at 2 a.m. But you’re also the life of the party, the spontaneous trip planner, and the one who gets everyone matching tattoos on a dare. Legend.

Vibe Check: Sparkly eyeshadow and deep secrets.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who starts 5 convos at once and leaves mid-sentence to get a taco.

♋️ Cancer

Maid of Honor energy, even when you're not.You brought the emergency Advil, extra lash glue, AND remembered everyone’s allergies. You’re the emotional rock and also kind of the mom friend—but in a hot way. You’ll cry during the “why I love the bride” toast and somehow get everyone to hold hands in a circle by night two. You’re the heart.

Vibe Check: Hydrating mist and unexpected karaoke tears.

Palm Springs Icon: The one journaling by the pool at 6 a.m. with a turmeric latte.

♌️ Leo

Main character, no notes. Every bachelorette needs a Leo. You’re bringing the glam, the glitter, and the gaslight (just a little). Expect to flirt with the bartender, dominate the Insta stories, and suggest an outfit change mid-day because you “don’t vibe with the vibe.” You were born to wear feathers in 108° heat.

Vibe Check: Sequins + sunstroke.Palm Springs Icon: The friend who brought a ring light and a vision board.

♍️ Virgo

The trip would literally fall apart without you.You made a Google Sheet. You color-coded. You booked the Sprinter van, brought wet wipes, and packed an emergency steamer. But babe—it’s okay to let loose. Let someone else hold the clipboard. May is about controlled chaos. Try it. (But still maybe keep the Pepto in your bag. Just in case.)

Vibe Check: Precision with a side of party.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who Venmos you for the hotel tip before checkout.

♎️ Libra

Pretty privilege in motion.You’re not just there for the aesthetics—you are the aesthetics. You coordinated everyone’s matching swimsuits, picked the perfect playlist, and somehow managed to flirt your way into bottle service. Your diplomacy is unmatched. Your lip gloss? Also unmatched.

Vibe Check: Aperol Spritz and no visible pores.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who diffuses every fight with, “But it’s giving vacation, babes.”

♏️ Scorpio

You didn’t come to play, you came to mystery.Scorpio, you’re sultry and slightly terrifying this month—and we love that for you. You’re the one whispering secrets in the hot tub at 1 a.m., wearing sunglasses indoors, and getting a text from someone named “Don’t Answer 🔥.” Everyone's intrigued. No one’s safe.

Vibe Check: Eyeliner sharp, motives sharper.Palm Springs Icon: The friend who disappears for 6 hours and reemerges with a new piercing.

♐️ Sagittarius

You booked a same-day skydiving trip "for the plot."Free spirit much? You're here for the chaos, the adventure, and whatever happens after the itinerary ends. You're the reason everyone's late to brunch but also the reason it turned into a poolside rager with a mariachi band. May is about spontaneity—and sunscreen.

Vibe Check: Shot glass in one hand, passport in the other.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who starts every sentence with “So I met this guy…”

♑️ Capricorn

CEO of the Group Chat™.You paid the deposits. You kept receipts. You set boundaries. While the others were twerking in the kitchen, you were calling the concierge to make sure the pool was heated. But hey—this is your month to actually let loose. Take off the blazer. Try the tequila. Dance to Flo Rida. You earned this.

Vibe Check: Planner girl turned party animal.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who turns every pool float into a power pose.

♒️ Aquarius

You brought crystals. And chaos.You showed up with neon eyeliner, thrifted cowboy boots, and a waterproof tarot deck. Your energy is electric and a little unhinged. You're starting political debates in the Uber and leading sunrise yoga on the roof. You are both the reason someone cries and the reason they heal. Iconic.

Vibe Check: Vibration high, intentions unclear.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who smudges the Airbnb with sage before unpacking.

♓️ Pisces

Soft girl summer: activated.You're floating through this trip like a dreamy little champagne bubble. Sensitive, psychic, and maybe crying in the bathroom—but with glitter tears. You’re the one who writes the bride a poem, gets sunburned under a palm tree, and makes out with a Scorpio in the pool. Bless you.

Vibe Check: Pastel nails and existential spirals.

Palm Springs Icon: The friend who falls in love with the waiter and journals about it.

Final Word from the Stars:Your sunburn will fade, but the memories (and group chat screenshots) are forever. Go forth, hydrate, overshare, and make May 2025 the most iconic desert girl trip of your dreams.

About the Author

Stella Luna

Astrologer, Punk Rocker, and Paleontologist. 

Stella Luna channels cosmic wisdom through her punk rock vibe, seamlessly merging celestial mystique with a rebellious flair, while by day, she digs into the Earth's ancient past as a dedicated paleontologist.