JULY 2025 ASTRO PARTY Theme: Poolside Bachelorette, but Make It Retrograde
With major retrogrades, a moody Capricorn full moon, and Mercury acting like your ex (yep, it’s going retrograde) t's giving “emotional detox in matching swimsuits” energy. Think heart-to-hearts in the hot tub, drama in the group chat, and late-night convos about your life's purpose over spiked kombucha.
JUNE 2025 ASTROLOGY REPORT for SQUAD MAGAZINE — Palm Springs’ Cosmic Guide for Bachelorettes & Leisure Legends
Saturn retrograde is here to remind you that skipping your budgeting app and ghosting your gym membership has... consequences.
SquadScopes: May 2025 Bachelorette Vibes, Poolside Truths, And Who’s Most Likely to Leave Their Phone In A Cab.
Pool float? Dominated. Whether it’s booking the wrong Airbnb (but making it work) or challenging the entire bridal squad to a sunset relay race in six-inch platforms, you’re the drama. And yes, we love it. Just remember: not everything needs to be a competition—except flip cup. Win that.
