JUNE 2025 ASTROLOGY REPORT for SQUAD MAGAZINE — Palm Springs’ Cosmic Guide for Bachelorettes & Leisure Legends
- Stella Luna
- Jun 16
- 2 min read
Updated: 4 days ago
By You're Astrology BFF Stella Luna

GEMINI SEASON (MAY 21 – JUNE 20)
Talk Flirty to MeThe group chat is popping off. You’re triple-booked, flirting in three languages, and planning a theme night around every full moon. Peak chaotic-cute energy. Say yes more than no — this is your RSVP era.
Gemini Season Tip: Wear sunscreen, but not on your vibe.
FULL MOON IN SAGITTARIUS – JUNE 11
YOLO in Lunar FormBig truth bombs and even bigger dance floor energy. Expect confessions, cosmic clarity, and maybe a 2 a.m. Uber to Joshua Tree. Pack your crystals, your chapstick, and your best intentions.
Full Moon Affirmation: I speak my truth and still look hot in every group pic.
SUMMER SOLSTICE + CANCER SEASON BEGINS – JUNE 20
Soft Girl Era UnlockedThe sun moves into cozy Cancer and we’re all suddenly writing love letters and crying at brunch. It’s giving sensitivity and soul. Host a vision board pool day or just let your SPF-sticky heart feel something.Self-Care Forecast:Coconut oil + emotional boundaries = unstoppable
SATURN RETROGRADE BEGINS – JUNE 30
Time to Take Accountability, BestieShe’s not mad, she’s just disappointed. Saturn retrograde is here to remind you that skipping your budgeting app and ghosting your gym membership has... consequences. Luckily, accountability can be hot.
Retrograde Vibe: Less gaslighting more glow up
SIGN-BY-SIGN VIBES
♈ Aries – You made the group spreadsheet. You're already iconic. Don’t fight the vibe shift — let someone else pick dinner.
♉ Taurus – You're the human version of a pool cabana. Steady, luxe, maybe too chill to RSVP on time.
♊ Gemini – You ARE the season. Slay responsibly.
♋ Cancer – Main character arc incoming. Crying at a rooftop bar? Aesthetic.
♌ Leo – Sunscreen, sparkles, and soft-launching your love life.
♍ Virgo – We love your planning energy, but relax. Let chaos do her thing.
♎ Libra – You bring the vibes. Your sunglasses are your emotional shield.
♏ Scorpio – Secretly the freaky friend. The stars approve.
♐ Sagittarius – First to suggest tequila shots. First to “accidentally” book a spontaneous flight.
♑ Capricorn – Brunching while building your personal brand. Let loose, CEO Barbie.
♒ Aquarius – The astrology explainer and playlist curator. You’re in your element.
♓ Pisces – Intuitive queen. If you feel it in your bones, trust it — even if it’s about pool boy drama.
COSMIC TO-DO LIST
✅ Screenshot your birth chart before tequila kicks in
✅ Hydrate between pool floats and full-moon meltdowns
✅ Manifest, moisturize, and mind your own vibe
✅ Do NOT text your ex during Saturn retrograde (unless it’s for closure — JK, don’t)
✦ Closing Vibes:
Whether you’re riding solo or honeymooning with your girls, remember: You are the sunscreen in your own story. Protect your peace & your cheeks.
Squad Magazine. Palm Springs. June 2025. Cosmic. Chaotic. Cute.
About the Author

Stella Luna
Astrologer, Punk Rocker, and Paleontologist.
Stella Luna channels cosmic wisdom through her punk rock vibe, seamlessly merging celestial mystique with a rebellious flair, while by day, she digs into the Earth's ancient past as a dedicated paleontologist.
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