TELEVISON. TELEPHONE. TELL A FRIEND… THE JERSEY HOUSEWIVES HAVE LANDED IN PALM SPRINGS!

By Gladys Goldbach| SQUAD’s Gossip Maven Extraordinaire

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Palm Springs, darlings, is positively buzzing. The poolside whispers are louder than a Margaret Josephs side ponytail in a wind tunnel, and rumor has it... the Real Housewives of New Jersey have officially checked into the desert for a little R&R (Rage and Rumors).

Season 15 is filming, the sun is blazing, and your favorite drama duchesses may just be sippin’ espresso martinis in vintage caftans as we speak.

The chatter? Oh honey, it’s chic, it’s shady, and it’s dripping in scandal like a rhinestone bikini in a steam room. Word around town — and by “town” we mean a fabulous Mid-Century Modern pool deck with martinis on demand — is that Bravo cameras are officially rolling right here in Palm Springs.

The Housewives made their entrance in true desert diva fashion — chauffeured straight from PSP in vintage wheels courtesy of Classic Cruise Rentals. That’s right, babes: Marketing Director Brittani confirmed her team has been transporting none other than Margaret Josephs and her entourage all week long. We love a branded arrival, especially when it involves fins, chrome, and a camera crew in hot pursuit.

Insiders are whispering that the girls may be holed up at the legendary Parker Hotel — that holy grail of hush-hush Hollywood glamour and mid-century mischief. But don’t clutch your pearls just yet… more tea is brewing.

Mid-Century Modern Mayhem?

Though Bravo's lips are sealed tighter than a Housewives’ post-filler smile, insiders are whispering about a private estate rental for the girls. Could it be the famed Elvis Honeymoon Hideaway? Or maybe the Twin Palms Sinatra House, where Ol’ Blue Eyes once threw a cocktail or twelve? Or — be still our beating martini glasses — Villa Sierra, better known as the Pink Door Palace of dreams.

We simply must know whose name is on the guest list.

Enter: Danielle Cabral with a Jersey Spray Tan & a Promise

At the 2025 MTV VMAs, a glowing and gossip-ready Danielle Cabral teased Page Six with just enough info to make us raise our brows and our blood pressure:

"They’re putting the pieces of the puzzle together, if that makes sense, and I can almost guarantee ‘Jersey’ fans will not be disappointed. So just hang tight, and I promise you ‘Jersey’ will deliver."

Well Danielle, if those puzzle pieces include pool boys, Palm Springs cocktails, and passive-aggressive brunches — we are ready.

Where’s Tre? That’s the Million-Dollar Question…

The real chiseme? Word is Teresa Giudice is not currently filming. Yes, dolls, Miss Table Flip 2009 may be on a Bravo break. Sources from US Weekly spilled that test footage for the new season included Margaret Josephs, Dolores Catania, and Melissa Gorga, joined by rumored rookies.

One potential newcomer? Michelle Barone, said to be charming, chic, and camera-ready. But no decisions have been made yet. (Producers, if you’re listening: make it messy. Make it magic.)

And Tre? Last we heard, she's been campaigning harder than a Jersey mayor at a pasta dinner to get back on the cast.

Palm Springs... But Make It BRAVO

Let’s talk itinerary, shall we?

Will the ladies be causing chaos over cocktails at Melvyn’s, where Frank Sinatra once tossed a napkin (and maybe a few opinions)? Dining in designer at Bar Cecil or blowing kisses and cash at Workshop Kitchen + Bar?

Shopping for chic caftans at Trina Turk? Getting glam at Cold Nose Warm Heart for their pampered pooches?

We know this crew can’t resist a drag brunch showdown, so bets are on Oscar’s, Toucan’s, or the iconic One Eleven Bar for the inevitable lip-sync-induced feud.

And darling — let’s not forget their thirst for healing. These women will absolutely demand poolside massages courtesy of Gigi Holistic Mobile Massage at the Velvet Rope Hotel, followed by cocktails in the Amy Winehouse-inspired lounge.

Still tired? A quick DSRT Refresh 240 IV Drip (with glutathione, naturally) from DSRT Drip IV Club will have their skin glowing like a diamond in a desert sunset.

Espresso Yourself, Housewives

One final treat: will they swing by Jimmy B's and sip the cult-favorite Espresso Martini — yes, the one created by former RHOC hubby Jim Bellino — or the viral Housewife Martini, made with basil-strawberry vodka and sass?

We hope they order both. For research, of course.

THE FINAL SIP:

Palm Springs has always been the ultimate girls' trip destination. And now? It’s officially Housewife HQ. With cameras rolling, martinis shaking, and egos clashing, we’re expecting a desert drama explosion with more sequins, scandal, and sunburn than ever before.

So stay tuned, sweethearts — because whether it’s Parker pool gossip, mid-century meltdowns, or Teresa’s comeback campaign… one thing’s for sure:

The Jersey girls are turning Palm Springs into PALM-SCREAMS.

About the Author

Meet Gladys Goldbach, the funky grandma who brings her love for writing about pop culture to life while passionately playing bingo! With a colorful personality and a knack for spotting trends, she dives into everything from celebrity news to nostalgic moments. Gladys proves that staying stylish and in-the-know is ageless, all while shouting “Bingo!” with a smile!