JULY 2025 ASTRO PARTY Theme: Poolside Bachelorette, but Make It Retrograde

By Stella Luna

Hey babes, July is serving cosmic hot girl summer meets spiritual bootcamp. With major retrogrades, a moody Capricorn full moon, and Mercury acting like your ex (yep, it’s going retrograde), it's giving “emotional detox in matching swimsuits” energy. Think heart-to-hearts in the hot tub, drama in the group chat, and late-night convos about your life's purpose over spiked kombucha.

Cancer New Moon (June 25)

This lunation kicks things off like a bridesmaid toast that makes you cry—sentimental, sweet, and slightly chaotic. It's all about fam vibes, soul connections, and creating cozy spaces where you feel safe. Perfect time to start new rituals, redo your room, or ghost toxic ex-friends in style.

Neptune Retrograde in Aries (July 4 – Dec 10)

Neptune said “Let’s question everything”. Your dreams, goals, even your situationship? Under review. Expect major ✨main character confusion✨, but also deep AF realizations. Don’t make big decisions when you’re half-sure—unless it’s about dyeing your hair pink. That’s always valid.

Uranus Enters Gemini (July 7)

Uranus pulls up like the chaotic friend at the pool party with a waterproof speaker and a wild opinion. Get ready for plot twists in convos, sudden ideas, and maybe even a viral TikTok moment. Communication is getting a full-on glow-up—but don’t be shocked if someone overshares hard.

Capricorn Full Moon (July 10)

Reality check incoming 🧃 This full moon is serving “girlboss in heels but emotionally exhausted.” You’ll feel the urge to level up your career, finances, and adulting game—just don’t neglect your inner softie. Cry in your car and update your LinkedIn.

Saturn Retrograde (July 13)

Time to re-evaluate the rules you’re living by. If life’s been feeling like a never-ending to-do list, you’re not alone. This retrograde is your cosmic permission slip to ask: “Wait, why am I even doing this?” Go soft. Go slow. Rework the blueprint.

Mercury Retrograde in Leo (July 18 – Aug 14)

Communication gets ✨spicy messy✨. Expect misunderstandings, tech glitches, and exes trying to slide in with a “hey stranger.” Hold off on launching that passion project or texting your crush paragraph-length confessions. Rewind, review, rewatch your fave comfort series.

Venus in Gemini (July 4 – 30)

Flirty, witty, and here for a good time, not a long time. Conversations = foreplay. Crushes? Multiples. But don’t get caught up in the vibe if it’s all talk and no connection. Group chats will be popping—use emojis wisely.

Zodiac Bachelorette Forecasts: Poolside Edition 

♈ Aries: You’re questioning your entire vibe. It’s giving “Who even am I?” energy. Chill with yourself. Rebrand if needed. Pool float therapy = essential.

♉ Taurus: Your inner peace might feel a lil shaky. Try journaling with your matcha or reorganizing your budget like a bad bitch in control.

♊ Gemini: Uranus is moving in and rearranging your brain furniture. Major breakthroughs ahead—but first, social burnout. Hydrate.

♋ Cancer: You’re in your feels, but it’s a soft girl era, not a meltdown. Start fresh, love deep, and protect your peace like it’s SPF 50.

♌ Leo: Retrograde in your sign? Yikes, babe. Try not to overshare on IG. Reflect, rest, and maybe don’t dye your hair again... yet.

♍ Virgo: You’re rethinking your circle. Do they really match your energy? Mercury got you analyzing every convo. Breathe. It's not that deep (or maybe it is).

♎ Libra: Career plot twists incoming. Work your charm, but keep receipts. Your big boss energy is simmering—don’t let a petty DM throw you off.

♏ Scorpio: You're craving something more. Like... soul-deep connection and a full life makeover. Don’t rush it—your glow-up’s already happening.

♐ Sagittarius: Emotional vulnerability alert. You hate it. We know. But it’s cute on you. Let people in—just maybe not your ex.

♑ Capricorn: Big full moon feels. You’re reevaluating commitments like a maid of honor planning an exit strategy. Stand tall, but soften when needed.

♒ Aquarius: You’re glitching out of routines and craving chaos—in a good way. Experiment with your identity like it’s a thrift haul. You’re allowed to pivot.

♓ Pisces: Major nostalgia hits. You’re romanticizing old dreams and ex-friends. Let it flow, but don’t lose yourself in the vibe. Anchor your heart.

Vibe Check Summary:July 2025

Emotional bootcamp meets glitter-filled transformation. Retrogrades want you to pause and reflect. Let the past tea spill, but don’t drown in it. Nurture your inner child, protect your peace, and leave room for unexpected glow-ups. You’re not behind—you’re in a cosmic pregame.

Dress code: Bikinis, boundary-setting, and waterproof mascara.

About the author:

Stella Luna

Astrologer, Punk Rocker, and Paleontologist. 

Stella Luna channels cosmic wisdom through her punk rock vibe, seamlessly merging celestial mystique with a rebellious flair, while by day, she digs into the Earth's ancient past as a dedicated paleontologist.