Hot Girls Stay Hydrated: Splash House Week 2 Essentials

By SQUAD Magazine Staff

Yo, queens and besties! Splash House Week 2 in Palm Springs is almost here, and if you’re rolling deep with your bridal squad or just out here living your best leisure life, this guide’s for you. We’re talking poolside beats, endless drip, and vibes so electric you might just forget which day it is — but hold up, sis, we gotta keep it while we turn up. Here’s how to survive (and thrive) the wildest weekend of the summer without ending up in a TikTok fail compilation.

1. Hydrate or DIE-drate

First things first, water is your BFF. You will be dancing like your ex is watching and throwing back drinks like you invented tequila. But sis, Palm Springs heat is real — that sun don’t care if you’re cute or not. Drink water in between your cocktails, chug that H2O like it’s your new obsession, and keep that glow up going strong. Your future self at brunch will thank you.

2. Drunk, but Make It Smart

Look, we get it. Splash House is a vibe, and you will be sipping and spilling. But here’s a no-cap tip: don’t be that person slurring in public or trying to do a runway walk across the street while blackout. Cops are out here, and trust, a public intox charge is NOT the party favor you want. Walk with your squad, keep it chill, and save the wild stories for when you’re safely back at your hotel.

3. Condoms Are Sexy, Period

Listen up, ladies: If you’re planning on getting close and personal this weekend, condoms are non-negotiable. No excuses. Your health is your wealth, and protection is the ultimate flex. Also, if you’re thinking about hooking up, make sure your partner’s been checked and is clean — no awkward surprises or regret texts later, okay? Consent and safety are the ultimate glow-ups.

4. Dress Like a Legend, Not a Lost Cause

Splash House is your runway, but don’t let your fit get in the way of your function. Wear something cute but comfy enough to dance your heart out. Pack sandals for the pool, sneakers for the after-party, and maybe a jacket because, sis, desert nights get chilly real quick. And don’t forget your sunnies — looking fly and protecting your eyes? Double win.

5. Squad Up and Watch Each Other’s Backs

You came with your ride-or-dies, so act like it. Keep an eye on your friends, check in, and make sure nobody’s disappearing on sketch vibes. If someone’s had a little too much, help them out — be the hero of your own story. Trust, it’s way more fun to have epic memories and be able to remember them the next day.

6. Don’t Sleep on Chill Time

After the rave, don’t forget to recharge. Hit the pool, soak your feet, and snack on some avo toast or whatever’s Instagrammable. Your energy is your currency, and you wanna keep spending it all weekend, not crash by noon on day two.

Final Thought: Be Legendary, Not Regrettable

Splash House Week 2 is the ultimate playground, but you’re the CEO of your weekend. Stay woke, stay safe, and keep those vibes high without risking your freedom or your health. Because honestly? The best story is one where you show up, glow up, and wake up without a police report.

Now go out there, make memories, and remember — a little bit of caution is the hottest accessory you can wear.